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lilith1631
21 August 2008 @ 12:19 am
When in Venice...(Chap 5)  
 Title: When in Venice... (Chapter Five)
Author: [info]lilith1631
Soon to be Beta'd by: [info]dysonrules
Rating: NC17 eventually
Disclaimer: Only the flesh wands are mine - Everything, including copyright is JKs! Lucky bwitch...
Warnings: Slightly Crack!fic, graphic scenes, angst, language, drinking habits, UST, other pairings, original character, hufflepuff bashing, AU I suppose, obsession, voyeurism, torture, exhabitionism...and some other stuff.
Picture drawn by the lovely, wonderful, completely fic-whipped [info]pearljamz

Summary: Stationed in Venice, Harry is trying hard to stop Death Eaters from smuggling new weaponry back to England. He only wishes his partner would focus more on the case and less on his personal obsession... (Pre-DH)
Chapter Summary: Their new assignment required stealth, cunning, and skill. Not leather trousers and mud.


Chapter Five
 
Harry stood in the mental ward, waiting for Draco to open his door. A series of loud scrapes and bangs signalled that the man was looking for his decency in his chest of drawers. As he waited, one of the twin’s inventions went scuttling past him. In the dark Harry couldn’t see the abomination too clearly but it looked like a Snidget with the legs of a flamingo. It ran like a unstable lamb towards the stairwell and peered down to decide if the risk of snapping one of it’s twig-like legs was worth the escape. Apparently so, it gave a valiant chirp and flung itself off the top step, out of Harry’s sight.
 
“That thing was swimming in my bathtub earlier,” said Draco, scrubbing his hair sleepily and looking at Harry holding his pillow. “I suppose you are asking for a place to sleep for the night?”
 
“Yeah.” Harry tried not to notice Draco’s name embodied on the hem of his boxers. Draco didn’t bother to ask questions, just flung the door open in invitation and made his way back to bed.
 
“You have to serve me tea in bed at lunchtime,” stated Draco, “If I have to sleep in boxers and suffer seam imprints on my testicles, then it’s the least you can do.”
 

Note: Sorry for the bad punctuation and any other errors - An updated, beta'd version will replace this tomorrow!
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lilith1631
13 August 2008 @ 10:52 pm
 
 Title: When in Venice...
Author: Lilith1631
Beta'd by: Dysonrules
Rating: NC17 eventually
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended, all belongs to Rowling and Bloomsbury. Sue not! For I am but a poor student and J.K wouldn't be able to squeeze much blood out of this stone.
Warnings: Slightly Crack!fic, graphic scenes, angst, language, drinking habits, UST, other pairings, original character, hufflepuff bashing, AU I suppose, obsession, voyeurism, torture, exhabitionism...and some other stuff.

Summary: Stationed in Venice, Harry is trying hard to stop Death Eaters from smuggling new weaponry back to England. He only wishes his partner would focus more on the case and less on his personal obsession... (Pre-DH)


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lilith1631
13 August 2008 @ 10:45 pm
 
Title: When in Venice... (Chap 3)
Author: Lilith1631
Beta'd by: Dysonrules
Rating: NC17 eventually
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended, all belongs to Rowling and Bloomsbury. Sue not! For I am but a poor student and J.K wouldn't be able to squeeze much blood out of this stone.
Warnings: Slightly Crack!fic, graphic scenes, angst, language, drinking habits, UST, other pairings, original character, hufflepuff bashing, AU I suppose, obsession, voyeurism, torture, exhabitionism...and some other stuff.

Summary: Stationed in Venice, Harry is trying hard to stop Death Eaters from smuggling new weaponry back to England. He only wishes his partner would focus more on the case and less on his personal obsession... (Pre-DH)  
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lilith1631
16 July 2008 @ 11:49 pm
 
Title: When in Venice...
Author: Lilith1631
Beta'd by: Dysonrules
Rating: NC17 eventually
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended, all belongs to Rowling and Bloomsbury. Sue not! For I am but a poor student and J.K wouldn't be able to squeeze much blood out of this stone.
Warnings: Slightly Crack!fic, graphic scenes, angst, language, drinking habits, UST, other pairings, original character, hufflepuff bashing, AU I suppose, obsession, voyeurism, torture, exhabitionism...and some other stuff.

Summary: Stationed in Venice, Harry is trying hard to stop Death Eaters from smuggling new weaponry back to England. He only wishes his partner would focus more on the case and less on his personal obsession... (Pre-DH)



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lilith1631
03 July 2008 @ 02:35 pm
When in Venice, Chap 1  

Title: When in Venice...
Author: Lilith1631
Soon to be beta'd by: Dysonrules (Who hasn't come online yet!)
Rating: NC17 eventually
Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended, all belongs to Rowling and Bloomsbury. Sue not! For I am but a poor student and J.K wouldn't be able to squeeze much blood out of this stone.
Warnings: Slightly Crack!fic, graphic scenes, angst, language, drinking habits, UST, other pairings, original character, hufflepuff bashing, AU I suppose, obsession, voyeurism, torture, exhabitionism...and some other stuff.

Summary: Stationed in Venice, Harry is trying hard to stop Death Eaters from smuggling new weaponry back to England. He only wishes his partner would focus more on the case and less on his personal obsession... (Pre-DH)

Chapter one
 
The villa overlooked a small square that played as the forecourt to a large church. Small children were down on their hands and knees in the street, marking the cobble stones with chalk drawings while parents and tourists looked on from the café across kerb.
 
The walls of the lodge were painted terracotta but most of the lead had faded or fallen, or washed away in the perpetual rain of the city, making the villa look run down and drab. The terrace accessed through the French windows of the bedroom was shaded from the sunny day by an iron wrought canopy that was covered in climbing ivy. The quaint veranda was complimented by a rusty table and singular chair perched next to the hanging baskets of posy white flowers.
 
Like all houses in Venice, the villa’s ground floor was dilapidated and abandoned, but on the upper levels of the building were enriched inhabitants, sitting on their terraces, enjoying the picturesque view of Venetian life. One of these people was Draco Malfoy. 

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lilith1631
09 July 2007 @ 01:29 am
Edna my bunny is on crack - russell is jealous  
Title: What keeps you up at night
Author: [info]lilith1631
Beta: [info]mytailorisrich(also the pester-er who made me finish this)
Rating: PG
Warnings: loco!Harry, language
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, other minor character who I cannot be bothered to list
Disclaimer #1: This is a serious one! I do NOT own Harry Potter, or any of the HP universe. I do however, own the plot bunny (Edna), the same decoration skills as Lavender and Harry’s madness, the rest is JKs…unfortunately.
Disclaimer #2: Russell Brand is a piece of brilliance, and I got my inspiration from his stand up tour ‘The Shame’. My plot bunny was born on the stage next to him when he was spouting about a barrage of eels with zippo lighters. He may have given up on crack…but by the looks of it, I haven’t. Don’t sue me Russell, just because I'm still on the good stuff!
 
Summary: Harry is plagued by the malevolent figure inside of himself
 
Anything inspired by Russell Brand is obviously a crack!fic.
 
 
 
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Current Location: in the land of rainbows and gum balls
Current Music: empire - kasabian (live earth)
 
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lilith1631
06 July 2007 @ 01:35 am
Who put crack in my cookies?! *Looks around in paranoia*  
Title: Lucky Charm
Author: [info]lilith1631
Rating: PG (for Harry’s potty mouth and for gross imagery)
Warnings: Gross pairings implied that may traumatise, excessive egocentricity
Characters: Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle Senior
 
Summary: Why we won the war… (Humour) complete crack!fic people!
 

 
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Current Location: in the land of rainbows and gum balls
Current Mood: enthralled
Current Music: the radio, but it's a shite song
 
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lilith1631
24 June 2007 @ 05:23 pm
Ficlet-ism!!! Oh yes!  
Title: Boosting Morale
Author: [info]lilith1631
Rating: R
Warnings: Wanking, language and eccentric!Draco
Characters: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger
Disclaimer: I had a dream once that these boys were mine. It was a nice dream. But merely a dream, and I am terribly jealous that it’s JK’s reality. She owns it all. Except the magazine. That’s mine. He he.
 
Summary: Draco's contribution to the war effort is ethically questionable. (Humour)
 
 
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Current Location: home - procrastinating from revision
Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: talking to my beta on the phone
 
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lilith1631
23 June 2007 @ 11:25 am
Sequel to paparazzi - Freelance  
Title: Freelance
Author: [info]lilith1631
Beta: my fantastic, lovely, on-beck-and-call [info]mytailorisrich
Rating: PG13... (I think)
Characters: Harry, Draco, Colin and his camera
Warnings: Just the language...and voyeurism of course
Disclaimer: I dont smuggle drugs, I dont snort sherbert and I don't steal JK's work. I merely play with the characters and the situation and chocolate sauce is my own
 
Summary: Harry makes a discovery. In the kitchens.
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Current Location: in a disturbed place - AU
Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: coral - dreaming of you
 
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lilith1631
20 June 2007 @ 06:58 pm
my first plot bunny  
Title: Paparazzi
Author: Lilith1631
Rating: R
Warnings: Voyeurism, wanking, conspiracy (yes that's a warning)
Characters: Harry, Draco, Colin and his camera
Disclaimer: Draco, I would love to own, Harry isn’t so bad either. Unfortunately, they are not mine, and I barely have a roof over my head, and I barely have this plot bunny. So, no, not mine.
Summary: Harry keeps the photos under his pillow, ssh!
 
 
( Paparazzi )

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Current Location: in revision hell
Current Music: wonderful world - james morrison
 
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lilith1631
28 May 2007 @ 04:29 pm
Finis est - Rentboy!Draco series  
Title: No More Muffins
Rating: NC17
Beta(s): I use them both shamelessly! [info]mytailorisrichand [info]aurora_1301
Warnings: Don’t look at these, they ruin the plot! Character death, breathplay, bondage, mentions infantilism, unintentional necrophilia, Language, graphic sex, implied cross-dressing…I think that’s about it.
Disclaimer: one short series in the world of HP and I am already crazy, I certainly do not, and don’t want to own all 7 books. It’s all yours JK! TAKE IT!
Characters: Mind the cat, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, Regular Joe, mention of Mildred, Marius, Harry Potter and Rentboy!Draco Malfoy
 
Summary: Harry and Draco enjoy domestic bliss together
 
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Current Location: Home looking for my revision work
Current Music: rustling papers and silence
 
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lilith1631
28 May 2007 @ 01:11 am
Third in the rentboy! series - Addicted  
Title: Addicted
Rating: R (I was mild with this one…I think)
Beta(s): Decided to use both! [info]mytailorisrichand [info]aurora_1301
Disclaimer: JK can spell. I can’t. Therefore, I do not own HP, my betas can testify to my diabolic spelling during my defence in court
Warnings: implied and not too explicit boy!Love (slash m/m), Language (what a potty mouth) and lil drop of angst
Characters: Mind the cat, Ron, Hermione, James (Bob/Joe), ginger neighbour, unnamed boss, Arthur Weasley, Rentboy!Draco and Harry Potter. Also, Rhea Water-Myer and Marius belong to my prequel beta
Summary: Harry has a problem. He is rapidly running out of money - he has to get a job to pay for his addiction
( Addicted )

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Current Location: home in a state of dismay
Current Music: its early morning, no music
 
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lilith1631
26 May 2007 @ 05:40 pm
 
From Rentboy!Draco Series:
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Current Location: home
Current Music: beautiful people - manson
 
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lilith1631
26 May 2007 @ 05:32 pm
Sequel: Mastercard  
Title: Mastercard
Rating: I say R but I think my fic-o-meter is out of wack, so lets say NC17
Beta: Aurora_1301
Warnings: suggestion of boy!love (slash, m/m), language (he still swears like a sailor), blowjob (sucking a stranger’s lollypop), OAP!Flirting
Disclaimer: JK wrote 7 books of Harry Potter, sold billions of copies in 64 different languages and you think I own it?! I struggled writing this sequel and my beta was appalled at my spelling! Poor student here, I do own the plot, regular Joe (Bob), and the cat and OAP!Mildred belongs to my prequel beta. Also don't own Starbucks, but I have owned their coffee only after I paid for it!
Characters: Regular Joe (Bob), Mind the cat, OAP!Mildred, spotty!Barista, queue lady, Harry Potter and rentboy!Draco
 
SUMMARY: Hermione thinks its slavery, Ron pretends he doesn’t know about it, Draco thinks it’s a competition and Harry thinks it’s worth the cost.
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Current Location: Home
Current Music: Beating heart baby - head automatica
 
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lilith1631
23 May 2007 @ 10:17 pm
First posting - Tatty Ties and Frenching Thighs  

Title: Tatty Ties and Frenching Thighs

Rating: R (but my beta thinks NC17 - so if you're not 17, sneakily check it out, he he - ahem, I mean, don’t look! You midget you!)
Warnings: wanking (masturbation), boy!love (slash, m/m), language (he swears like a sailor),  
Disclaimer: I can barely came up with this one-shot, think I can come up with 7 books?! Obviously, I am not JK. Nor do I own Harry or Draco…sadly. I do own the plot, Ellen and Joe, and the cat belongs to my beta.
Characters: Regular Joe, ginger next door Ellen, Mind the cat, Harry Potter and rentboy!Draco


SUMMARY: Harry Potter doesn’t need a job, he’s got enough money and he likes spending it on something very expensive.



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Current Location: with the pixies
Current Music: none - too nervious for music
 
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lilith1631
14 December 2006 @ 05:57 pm
Results, survey one - slasher demographics  
Thanks for reading!
Slash a day keeps boredom at bay!

 

 
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